You should come hang out in Oppositelock:

Let me know when your cervix.

LOADZEVERYWHERE

With that sort of ovulation, it's hard to conceive the skill required to control the power.

They really labia'd on the throttle there.

That is some hot VAZ on VAG action right there.

Saint Peter: Hey Ayrton, have you heard the news about Honda?

KA-KOW!

This is a car, not a go-cart. I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say, could you please clarify?

WORSTAOTDEVAR

I AGREE!

RITE!? I KNO!

R U SRS?

Because the F40 looks glorious from all angles, whereas the F50 looks like shite from the front.

Talk to the snake, Eve!

Great, now I really want some BBQ Beef. Damn you Hardibro!

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Sometimes there's a price to pay for being cool.

U MAD?

Front = Le Derp.