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Not sure if serious...

Oh my god. Baby you done took this to another level! Now a neighborhood Jalop like me ain’t supposed to be gettin no pussy like this.

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He's in shock, it's an uncontrollable physiological response. Imagine that.

Uh, to be fair - it's quite possible he was in shock from just having a person and a motorcycle slid under his car. Just as people react heroically to save someone without thinking, in a traumatic situation you can also go in to shock. I'm not defending the guy in the suit, but - if he was the driver and in shock

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I see what you did thar!

'shop time?

Whoa, how much did that cost?!?

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Boom!

She's not wearing pants.

hhwwwhat?

Hey there, ladies with the racing tattoos. When you're workin' on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use... MayPax. The official tampon of NASCAR.

You should go back everyday.

Look no further, #COTD.

Forester 2.5XT (STi). In general, daily driver cars that can tow racecars are the best. Volvo Wagons are another good daily driver tow platform.

Well said.