First, I'm an ordained Minister, so I clearly know what I'm talking about. That being said, I never said I know everything there is to know about everything (whatever that means). I made my comment based off the information that you boy Colby provided. You're the one who got all chaffed about it. If you don't know how…

I hope you're sitting down for this.

Once you see it....

Huh, I didn't know jet fighter canopies had Cobb short throw shifters.

Load path

I CAN HAZ?

I don't dispute his abilities either, just the 98% of people around him. *see post above*

This guy means well, unfortunately he is incredibly naive.

O_O

Barrett Jackson Auto Auction.

Baja 1,000.

I wasn't joking (for once). The Turnpike and Parkway are some of the best roads to drive on in America, especially late at night.

Because Stig.

New Jersey.

24 Hours of Le Mans.

You can c*unt on it.

Jalopnik car show with the current staff and special appearances from former writers, Wes, Sam, Murillee, etc. etc. Bill Caswell can be the test driver on their road course. Not a knock off of the stig, but an homage - because Caswell.

Oh look, you're back to troll about Top Gear UK being better than every other carshow out there. Congratulations, it is! You're so smart to have figured out that one of, if not the most watched TV shows in the world is a great television show. I'm glad you're here to constantly remind us of this. Thanks. I look…