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What is "the Mazda Miata?", Alex.

Hell yes.

No....because you touch yourself at night.

What jaw?

+2

I'll take "Laughing at dead baby jokes for $600 Alex"

Cranky old man 1: I do say old bean, Diaz doesn't sound like a British name to me.

...wow...

I thought using the Ayatollah's money to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.

Perhaps I shall...you all should join us in Tinychat sometime like the old days of the 5.0pocalypse.

Who is: "Paula Jones".

+1, Roger Ebert

Hey friend!

Trouble with Tribbles?

teehehe

J/K, J/K

Give me the beer, boy. Before that goldfish needle point goes so far up your ass that it finds your head.