I have no doubt in his ability to maintain control of the car either. I have doubts that there won't be a kid on his bike coming out of one of those driveways.

If I read your post right, you're saying he was driving Southbound on Perth Rd. and then turned on to Judas Rd.

Because it's safer than taking her for a ride?

You really capitalized on that opportunity to feign outrage.

*phew* Spiegel drives a Mazda.

Seen on film: The two drivers of said Dodge Ram.

Indeed.

Watch it when you get home. :D

Successful Hardibro troll is successful.

I CAN COUNT TO COCAINE.

Hey Spiegel, what's the retail on that thing?

Cool story bro.

Nope, they have been silent once we told them the greatest mockery is assuming they know.

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