How's this?

Check out the business loan billboard in the upper left.

LOL WUT?

Give me two pumps, I'll make some tar.

You can plant trees, you can't plant oil fields. (Quick response but trees are renewable whereas oil isn't)

I put my wood in this jar.

And they're jeans too. F yeah! Thanks bro!

That guy sounds like a real ball buster.

I prefer a blue waffle.

Is that a new pic?

MY GOD@!

COME AT ME BRO

Nice.

1) "Acquire it" on Wed.

AAAA!!!

It's hard naming something that doesn't exist, isn't it?