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Ok, we won't make it then.

#cotd

Yeah, but they have a penis at least 60% of the time, if you know what I mean.

ChefGuyFieri retweeted one of the Ninja's tweets...

Oh. My. God.

So, no word on the whereabouts of the Lamborghini I assume. Right?

You had me at 3 cups heavy cream.

That's a given.

Hey, I'll be there too. Let's doubledragon a car.

That's how it feels for you, because you will never drive one.

Burka, burka?

I'm pretty sure that a 7" navigation screen wasn't an option in 1992....