Get your Dane Cook jokes out of here.
Swine
Middleswine
Ford Fiesta
Ha! Let's see a Toyota Highlander do that.
Lol, I love the headlights :D
So will I be able to buy the Aventador at PacSun?
His Caps Lock is broken again....
Hot damn, I want to go to a NASCAR race now.
I'd argue here, but we'd probably just go around in circles. There's no point.
I'll take a Chinchilla!
Thank you much kind sir. The title photo is awesome, I never thought I'd say this but: thank God for Jalop 5.0!
Well, she's already got the Herp'd I'm sure.
Show us your tips!
I found a video of you this morning, lol.
Because racecar.
"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, make the Subieyota now."
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The Rocky statue isn't cool; I don't think this will be either.