Our episode begins with Special Agent Avery Ryan (played, as always, by Oscar Winner™ Patricia Arquette) trapping…
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After I watched it, I had this mad urge to go out and hot wire my iPad into my SUV but common sense prevailed. I wish it had kicked in earlier and I had changed the channel. This show really is shit.
We open in a movie theater, where two guys are arguing about cell phone etiquette. This discussion is perhaps the…
Hello my CyberHeads! Who wants to go to Six Flags? Not me. This episode has instilled a very deep and likely wholly…
CSI is horrible. As a prosecutor, I routinely have to fix unrealistic expectations about what my crime lab can and cannot do, all thanks to "scientific" crime procedurals like CSI where magic machines wrap up crimes in less than 24 hours doing complicated tests that in a lot of cases aren't real, but in some cases (in…
That's beyond a forehead. Or a fivehead for that matter. That's like a sevenhead.
Approaches casually, comes on strong with thirteen seconds of licking and then tries to mate with the camera. Finally, someone worse than me at dating.
First things first: Remember all those awesome Hercules trailers? All those fantastic shots of The Rock fighting the…
Like when Batman, Mystique, Hawkeye, Lois Lane, and Rocket Raccoon tried to con people?
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