Wow, we're all impressed that you know everything there is to know about flying. Posers usually say the entire technical phrases, but people who really know what they are talking about use abbreviations that the general public doesn't know.

Ironically the picture you chose shows a guy who is not driving on a road (his truck is parked in the grass) and is therefore not contributing to road wear. You accidentally your joke on American construction workers.

What if you're flying over a zoo cage full of hungry lions, bears, and wolverines and you have exactly enough fuel to make it to the safe edge of the cage. The flying car would land you early (because it doesn't know that a hard landing outside of the cage is better than a soft landing in the cage) and you'd be…

I think we're the cheese...

A single dimension is a line (ray), not a dot as you are assuming. The video is actually single dimensional. The second dimension added (2D) is a standard video (and a 3D video as well) because it exist in only 2 directions. A real 3D movie would have to come off the screen.

You're comment is boring. Just make a joke out of it like everyone else...

To stop this, simply have a stern talk with your stomach. If it continues, eat a thumb tack.

You say what because you're hungry? I hope you don't mean your first sentence...

You're kidding right? If you read the ten commandments you'd see the seventh tells us not to commit adultery.

Wow! Have an agenda much?

Don't confuse size/weight with cost: [www.gemnation.com]

How come in the picture the spotter (talking on a telephone and not paying attention to his job) is pointing one way and the guy with the Stinger is pointing another way. They don't seem very coordinated...

Who did it? FedEx or UPS?

ALSO PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS SHOULD BE LUMPED IN HERE. IT MAY NOT HARM ANYONE DIRECTLY, BUT IT'S REALLY ANNOYING AND CONFUSING (ARE THEY YELLING OR JUST OLD?).

How does Google know where we are from? Do you think the "zombie" searches I did in the USA made some of the dots in Ireland because there is where my ancestors are from? What if you're on vacation and decide to Google "zombie", does the dot go on the ISP you are using or since Google knows where you are from does…

It's the countries that don't Google "zombie" that we should be worried about. Try and think of the last time you Googled "human"...

"And since when is Australia "Western"?"

I intended to attach this the first time...

The saying doesn't go "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time could write Shakespeare." Because if their was an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters, then it would only take enough time for one of those monkeys to type all the…

Well at least they can't build boats...