The saying doesn't go "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time could write Shakespeare." Because if their was an infinite amount of monkeys on an infinite amount of typewriters, then it would only take enough time for one of those monkeys to type all the…

Well at least they can't build boats...

Well at least these ones can't build boats...

That is a toad, not a frog. Toads are easy, Frogs are not!

I wonder how many people fluent in "hack" frequent Gizmodo (they have to get their daily news from somewhere)? If anyone here is a hacker, I request you steal all of Garybaldy's desktop icons!

Why would he be "mewling hungrily" if he's made of a Pop-Tart? He is the perfect food and only requires a slight bend of the neck to partake...

@Terrence Weston:

So are you saying that the only innocent harmed was Bin Laden? ;)

Maybe that weight calculation included two crews. So they were at half weight on the way in, but right at the red line on the way out...

And then it takes 23 minutes for you to blow it up?

You can also get:

Hold up! Why is that black box silver? This makes no sense at all...

Well, since God made the original blood in the first place of which science has taken this long to copy, I'd say it's religion FTW!

Zebralight is where it's at. Tiny, 100% aluminum body, REAL batteries (CR123a), and the latest in LED tech. Zebralights come with Cree XP-G R5 bin. The last Black Diamond I looked into had a Luxeon III in it! That's a difference in tech like a Pentium III vs. an i5...