I left my long-term partner because I didn't feel passionately attracted to him (I didn't feel much attraction at all, actually). We had a great life. We were a family (we have a son), he made me laugh, he has a great family, we travelled, he left me to myself when I needed to be alone, blah blah blah.

Hello. Single male here. Marry me. Ignore this article, and say yes to the dress.

Do you like your birchbox? I'm debating getting that or maybe Ipsy, but I've heard mixed things about the boxes, so I'm not sure if it's worth it.

Aquage! I use to use that for my wavy frizzy mop. I didn't like how crunchy it made it, so I switched to something else.

Totally agree. I always feel weird buying the cheap stuff but it works really well for me.

I'm a fine haired girl with tons of it that I color treat. I was having greasy roots scarecrow ends conundrum before I tried bioluxe. I don't like to oversell products but oh my god. I now have princess shiny Kate Middleton hair. I'm deeply impressed. My only complaint is I go through conditioner a lot quicker than…

I have extremely fine, straight hair, and the best shampoo I have used is Redken's volumizing shampoo. But if I weren't allowed to have a salon brand, I'd use Pantene.

I really truly believe that those of us with very fine hair are screwed when it comes to the fancy shampoo/conditioner game. The only stuff that's ever worked for me can be purchased for $3 at our nation's finest drugstores.

I promised myself I would buy anything from my Birchbox but damn this stuff smells good and works great on thick, flat, easily tangled hair.

Ugly Americans meets Once Upon a Time meets The Office.

I'm done with these false alarms- someone call me when we get a scrap of letter where Louisa May Alcott admits she was wrong about Laurie and Amy.

Once upon a time, I met Ira Glass and he let me wear his glasses. I was so excited I almost threw up. I love NPR so much.

I had this idea for Downton Abbey to make it less depressing. Hear me out. It's just Isis (the manor's beyoootiful golden retreiver) and other doggies in fancy outfits in various house scenes doing dog stuff like fancy dog parties. EH? EH? I'd watch it.

Kulap might be the most likeable person ever. Plus she's married to Scott Aukerman. They need to invite me over to a dinner party.

I even love that she remembered that the guy's name was Tom, and not Fernando.

AMY POELHER IS PERFECT. Perfect in every way. She is my dream friend, acting partner, wife, mother, sister, aunt, cousin, grandmother. Everything she does is perfect. Not even a hint of hyperbole in this.

"Not dealing with that bullshit name!" was the most hilarious line here. And the fact that people kept being like "Oh wow, it really is Amy Poehler!"

What is this wizardry? Is this pureed semi-liquefied cookie that you can spread on another type of baked good? Or, as a previous post wisely notes, eat with a [fucking ginormous] spoon?