I’m more upset by the fact that they didn’t go with “Uncle Drewniverse.” RIGHT THERE, LOU.

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

Rich people are not entitled to safety or property rights.

He really is an insufferable prick.

Well see, the important thing to understand about the guy who typed this edgy three sentence blog post is he’s a fucking moron.

Yeah but as a rich celebrity she’s not entitled to things like privacy and untheft

I always thought the “D” in “D-League” stood for “Developmental.” I didn’t realize it was actually for “Destitute.” My bad.

“No one was harmed.”

Don’t you know? Hamilton has donated every single cent he’s ever earned to charity.

Per Gawker policy, the only way to be financially successful is to be an awful human being who will be up against the wall come the revolution. Nobody ever comes by money through honesty, talent, or hard work.

Hamilton envies people who can afford $2m worth of jewelry, and he ascribes independent moral significance to his emotions.

The problem is that she worked for her money and then purchased the jewelry.

Good point, HamNo. I’m sure the criminals will pawn the jewelry for 100% of it’s value, retain a small amount of the cash for rent payments and daily needs, then donate the majority to the local teacher’s union.

I’m waiting to hear what the issue is with having $2m worth of jewelry.

Yeah I tend not to care what people do with their own shit on their own property. If you get mad because someone has a car in their driveway that hasn’t moved in months, that’s your problem, not theirs.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

You can hate Trump’s guts and still be hopeful that he doesn’t fuck everything up. Having hope about something you have no control over isn’t idiotic.

Sounds like she is just hoping for the best. Even her declaration that she would stand behind Trump comes with hesitation and acknowledgement that she does not share the same beliefs and will not force herself to. She even makes a point to say that she’s bunched into that negative stigma of what a Republican is,…

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.