I went home and watched the film on the iPad.

Yeah, they aren't bad for an old Russian dude.

Report: Timberwolves unpopular with fans, according to telephone poll

Rent a Center is not going to be happy

Prob fake, everything in that room was shit.

wanna try that again in english?

Here's what I was thinking after gordon reached third:

Six tries, and not once in the box? Where I'm from, that's called a guy's first time.

"Remem....remem....do you remember that one time...when...uh....do you remember that one time when I gave that big trophy to that baseball guy?

Nobody gives a shit in the real world.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"

I don't remember the last time a patriotic song left me near tears of sadness instead of tears of pride.

"Sounded good to me."

Maple Mountain was the first team in the state to hire a female head coach and the results have thus far been fantastic. May the sweet victories continue to stack up for Coach Buttersworth.

I can't decide which of these two schools' names is the more disgusting sex act.

Mark my words: on December 31 at 11:59 pm, Cary's Designs Floral will drop a New Year's Eve arrangement and lose their Business of the Year Award to Sweet Pea Floral just up the street.

So the next morning, I'm driving out to my local CarMax in the Ferrari, and a thought hits me: What if they recognize me? I've been doing these Range Rover columns for a while, and they're pretty popular, and I've received quite a few e-mails from current and former CarMax employees, sharing some funny stories of…

For she could tell the future, you see, and knew that Martin-Lawrence would not last.

Men get very angry when you challenge their entitlement to do whatever the fuck they want.

Unfortunately, his mugshot was taken moments after Emmitt Smith circumcised him.