where do you come up with this stuff???

I thought he was dead on.

God. God no.

YES. Just saw this last night so it was fresh on my mind. I thought it was going this way, until I realized it was more of a "I'm a fucking idiot" situation.

Tom: Um nobody does that.

I wonder if the mopey face is officially part of the sign.

I wanna see this GIF in reverse.

Dude. How do you do it. +1

You are all so fucking stupid.

This guy is clearly no Iron Patriot.

You forgot the American Express Blue Cash card. 6/3/1 for groceries/gas/everything else (that's for the preferred, $75/year which is worth it for some people including myself) or 3/2/1 on the same categories for the free card.

Because your name is Steve?

Sean Newell, ladies and gentlemen.

You're a fucking idiot. Oops, I mean

Usually, people who are into "etiquette" are obnoxious to the point where they insist upon putting the server's interests/preferences above their own and their friends', but these rules are reasonable and a great guide to those who don't understand acceptable behavior in America.

God DAMN. That is all.

I couldn't figure out what item in the picture "The Yianni" was. The subtitle did not help either ("Oohhhh... it's the... squad...")

writer? none of this is making any sense

They had a porter do a road test? weird...

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