Or if you live in metro Detroit, you've been seeing 2014 Corvettes in driveways for awhile now.

That's how some people live life, yes.

You frighten me.

All good choices. This just came to me: Twister's super-organized, murdered-out motorcade of the EVIL TORNADO CHASERS lead by Cary Elwes, who himself rides in a souped-up 8th-gen (73-91) Suburban:

That I know the precise ways to get people to click on a video.

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

Give it up...that's a $40,000 Hollywood/Indiewood camera...if you think a $1,000 photobooth company is going to deliver anything at all that looks like that you're dreaming....

I used to believe this - that was before Craigslist. Now, let's analyze - you have a car that you might part out for $2,000. It's worth maybe $200 from the local scrapper. Let's say it's a popular car (like an E36), so there is a market for parts (cue the cricket sound from posting suspension parts for a 50 Buick)…

Anything other than Spirit is the wrong answer. Tickets are somewhat cheaper than AA but only do it as a last resort.

You can see why Jhonny Peralta would fail a test for elevated testosterone. His Hs and Os are always getting reversed.

I thought only British cars leaked.

[removes human suit]

Silly! Millennials don't look for information themselves. They just ask questions have it fed to them as they require it!

Waze.

At least I can take a hit, right?

Neil deGrasse Tyson himself wouldn't be able to calculate the negative number of fucks this guy gives after that hit.

Alternatively, this is NOT how you drive a BMW.

AD: Alright, what kind of music do we want to set the montage to? I'm thinking something inspiring, like maybe the Rocky theme or Chariots of Fire, or maybe some cheesy rock song by Skillet or something.