Related: I had a home birth with two of my babes. The first was born two days before my in-laws’ white elephant. You better believe someone opened their package to find a placenta in a mason jar.

I will watch this. Also, I’m anxiously awaiting the gritty reboot of “Saved by the bell” called “Save me from Hell”. Zach and Kelly are married (obviously-we all attended their Las Vegas wedding). But things have gotten pretty bleak. Zach got into troubles when he grew up and his antics stopped being cute. His…

I don’t understand why Ted Mosby is helping them move?

Oh, shit, I think I had that issue too, and it sat in my bathroom for like two years. That may be why I remember the headpiece so well.. Didn’t that one also feature Dolores O’Riordan’s two-piece wedding outfit with the special wedding belly button ring?

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

My favorite is one of Rankin Bass’s lesser known titles: The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. It’s based on the L Frank Baum book of the same title that gives Santa a really weird fairy-and-nymph-filled back story that’s technically part of the broader Oz canon. I look for it on television every year, never find…

The best part of this?
“HA! NOW THAT I HAVE KEPT THEM FROM SETTLING IN MY STATE THERE IS NO WAY THEY CAN COME OVER HERE FROM THAT OTHER STATE TO COMMIT THEIR TERR!”

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. This is everything.

Chris Traeger would hate Rob Lowe, and Chris Traeger isn’t even capable of feeling hate.

no way, i told them my name was STARBCKS HATES JESUS and when they called it out....I didnt respond so they kept saying it out loud over and over.

not saying she hasn’t, but she has had kids, and that does affect your boobs.

Agreed. From what I have seen, I have the feeling that “choice” is right up there with “choosing” to continue living inside, eating food, and not being rallied against by your parents for not being good/holy enough.

I ‘choose’ to be baptized because I was told I had to and was promised a unicorn-themed afterparty.

In my dreams she will get imprisoned, teach all the other prisoners to dance, and put on a performance the likes of which this world has never seen.

Kesha is someone I started out thinking “No.” about and was completely wrong. Team Kesha here.

When I saw this thread come up, I thought “I almost wish I had something scary to write about.”

I grew up in a conservative, Christian household by parents who did not entertain the idea of ghosts, didn’t encourage “scary” talk, and absolutely didn’t allow horror movies or reading material into the house.

To this day I can’t look a balloon in the face.

Oh man. I’ve been waiting all year for this, because I finally have a truly scary story to contribute. It is 100% true, and I still nearly break down in tears thinking about it.

I can’t believe I missed this post yesterday. I’ve been planning to write about this story since it happened in July. I’m going to submit it anyway, in the off chance anyone sees it on this thread!