I did, too! Is it a weird southern thing? I haven’t had one in forever, and the combo does seem bizarre when you analyze it, but I’m tempted to have one just to see if it is how I remember it.

For my birthday one year, my husband and I went to a natural science museum (we like to party) and as we pulled into our parking spot we saw a squirrel sitting on the rim of a trashcan. He was holding and eating a large blueberry muffin. I thought squirrels would prefer banana nut, but was obviously mistaken.

It is my ambition in life to eventually get my MLS....and I was just discouraged a little bit. I’m left wondering what the next terrible mom-smut will be.

Is it totally inappropriate of me to ask for this backstory? Does it have a nice ending?

Happy birthday, Kiki! This should clearly be a national holiday. I just listened to the audiobook of Notorious RBG, and I’m just filled with adoration for her (even more so than before).

How old are her two sons? As the parent of a toddler, I’m going to put my money on the kids constantly flushing the toilets and running the bathroom sink ALL GODDAMN DAY.

Isn't Kanye basically a default Kardashian?

Super late for a SNS post, but looking for some opinions.

Starring Tracey Gold as the daughter who was born without a uterus!

You can, if your kid will take a bottle (some of them fight it hardcore), but whipping out the boobie is SO MUCH EASIER than pumping, cleaning and sterilizing the pump, reheating the milk, waking up in the middle of the night to pump and repeating the above process. It’s a great option when you need it though!

Good luck! We are struggling trying to stick to a budget/pay off debts quickly (Dave Ramsey-esque, without the religious stuff). I’m currently trying to shed my hoarding tendencies and eBay anything of value that is just cluttering up our house. And now I’m stealing your idea to have weekly budget meetings.

Thank you! Very Necessary was the soundtrack of my life when I was in 5th grade. It astounds me now that nerdy-ass, exceptionally shy, giant-glasses-wearing me knew every word to this album. I credit this song with laying the foundation of my feminist/anti slut-shaming way of thought, because god knows my upbringing…

Sciatica is the WORST! I’ve had it since I was in high school, but when I was pregnant it was complete torture. And hey, not to poop on your novel progress, but maybe your water will magically break early like mine did and you won’t have to suffer through the last 3 weeks of extreme uncomfortableness. ;)

YES! And Janice Dickinson’s super classy red lace number.

I remember buying the special double issue of People that covered all of the celebrity weddings of 1994 (because I was 11 and held on to said issue until it fell apart). If I recall correctly, that headpiece also weighed 20 pounds!

Buy it NOW

This is my second favorite of the 80’s holiday specials (after The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus). I had the original airing taped off of TV, complete with Kraft recipe commercials and Kermit the Frog hosting the presentation, but my VHS disappeared in one of my college moves. It was devastating until I found the…

I love that movie! It’s the most bizarre of the Santa back stories. I just bought the DVD the other day on Amazon because I’m tired of watching the terrible quality clips on YouTube every year.

Well the wedding I was in was an actual wedding at a Mormon church in Virginia, but since the groom wasn’t Mormon it wasn’t in the temple/sanctuary part of the church. I’m pretty sure this girl was only doing it because she was baptized Mormon as a child and her grandma offered to pay for the wedding only if she did…

It seems (from my limited experience with Mormonism) that the further they are from Utah, the less stringent they are. I was in a wedding at a Mormon church once and never knew until the wedding prep that my friend was technically Mormon - she certainly didn’t act the part!