Did you go to my church? My mom took me to one of those crazy little independent, evangelical churches for every single service (so 3-4 times a week, plus revivals!), but I was skeptical of the Rapture nonsense from a young age. However, I vividly recall being at my dad's house one weekend when I was probably 11/12…

Hello, fellow west coastie! I'm in WA and hate that I'm always hours behind all of the night ending posts! I'm always too late for the good conversations.

One of the perils of being a west coast Jezzie is that by the time I post in Saturday Night Social, nearly everyone else is asleep or too drunk to reply. So I'm trying this again:

So I've had a strange pressure/sort-of-pain in my lower right abdomen since February. I had an ultrasound in March and was told that nothing looked out of the ordinary, but the constant noticeable pressure stuck around, and in the last week it became bothersome enough that I went back to the doctor. After another…

Does "The Farm Visitor" ring any bells? http://jezebel.com/461612263#comm…

YES! Until then, I have the yearly Halloween spooky stories threads bookmarked just in case I ever need to scare the shit out of myself. Shout out to Sorcia MacNasty for haunting my dreams since 2011!

Could they be Veggie Dogs? Tofu Dogs?

Yeah, we have a toddler and wanted to expand our kid movie collection, so the Disney Movie Club worked for us (but then we actually watched some of the movies we hadn't seen for 15-20 years and realized that holy shit old Disney movies are terribly inappropriate!). They actually have okay deals after you pay for the…

Just buy the full seasons and re-watch them! A remake would never do it justice.

Whew, glad my first instinct was right and I'm not just an asshole. I have little patience for people who drive like idiots and endanger others, and posting photographic evidence of her ignorance pushed this one over the top. Sigh, I had such high hopes for finally having a decent neighbor, too.

A new neighbor friended me on Facebook the other day. Today I see she posted a selfie driving down the interstate with her small infant in the back (she's in the drivers seat, and there are definitely moving cars in the opposite lane)...am I being a Judgy McJudgerson or is this in fact someone I probably don't want to…

Do it! Childfree adults go to Disney all the time.

I've never watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but a historical version sounds like must see tv for me.

I was obsessed with Salad Fingers as a stoner college kid. If you think this is disturbing, please never watch Spoilsbury Toast Boy (I think it was by the same person). That shit was literally nightmare inducing.

But where is delicious Hamm's on this list? I kept scrolling down expecting it to take the #1 spot and it is nowhere to be found!

Burt's Bees Lemon Poppyseed face wash. God, that smell was so refreshing and invigorating! I hate all of their other face washes I've tried. I haven't even been able to find it on eBay.

I posted this last night, but it was super late and I'm guessing everyone was Saturday Night Social-ed out... I got amazing news this week - I get to audition for Jeopardy next month! However, I'm semi-terrified...I have no idea what to use for witty banter with Alex Trebek (I have to put 6 examples on my…

I got amazing news this week - I get to audition for Jeopardy next month! However, I'm semi-terrified...I have no idea what to use for witty banter with Alex Trebek! How hard is this test going to be? How difficult is actually buzzing in in the mock game? I vaguely recall other Jezebelites having Jeopardy stories.…

Until you realize that it was unjustly cancelled before its time. And then it makes you sad all over again!

To be fair, Xenia is a legit name for the ladies. See: Grand Duchess Xenia.