Anywhere that might shake the stick up your ass loose

You should get out more.

How does a guy catch this weekend gig anyways?

Well in my new role as editor in chief I give you a raise.

MIKE

So you’re basing your opinion on one of the most complex mmos in history off a small beta weekend. Please stop talking.

Well no one cares about your opinion when you dont even know that the game isnt free.

Agreed because you know that the majority of the time the superhero is actually doing good while the cop is probably out beating a minority or picking up overtime directing traffic outside a local megachurch

Are you autistic?

Cringe city.

Yeah, sucks that you’re a loser.

As someone who has been raped, no, you were not raped. You were just a coward and both of you should feel awful for being so weak. Please dont use this as a jump off for your writing career as this so desperately is.

That’s not why TV is dying. Also, content isn’t free. Grow up.

You should be fired for that last sentence

No, they’re stupid.

HEY FUCKING KOTAKU HOW CAN I READ YOUR FUCKING SITE WHEN YOU WONT LET ME FUCKING DO AS IVE DONE MASTERFULLY FOR MONTHS (DODGING ALL STAR WARS FOOTAGE) BCAUSE YOU FUCKING DASJFKADKSJGJASDFLASDFAS FUCK YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? DONT FUCKING SHOW GIFS IN THE SIDEBAR YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

As a waiter I have to say that these articles just make waiters seem like shitty people.

No.

Quit your job then.

So instead of doing your job and verifying anything you just sent the easy way. Got it.