Holy fucking shit. His poor daughter. HOW DID THIS MONSTER CONVINCE TWO WOMEN TO MARRY HIM???????

That’s why I love dick as an insult so much. But it breaks my rules so I must give it up. I just have to stick to mother fucker and asshole and jackass.

Also? Possibly unpopular opinion, but cunt doesn’t be really bother me. Especially woman to woman, it would maybe bother me more if it were a powerful man calling an underlying a cunt. I’m more offended by words like slut and whore, or pussy when it is used to demean someone for being soft or emotional. I’m trying to…

People say that about Ann Coulter and all I can think is how does that not make it WORSE? I have an acquaintance who says intentionally provocative and inflammatory things (mainly about women/feminism and race/racism) and I take what he says at face value and flame him for it. I get a lot of “Calm down, he’s joking…

Anna Merlan re-greyed you?!

My SIL is a nurse on a burn unit. There was a guy who went into a coma a day or two after the election and came out of it about 6 months later. She had to ask the baseline questions including “Who’s the president?” First he said Hillary, then when she shook her head he excitedly said “Bernie?!” and then she broke it…

You say that as if the two things are mutually exclusive.

I don’t think Brigitte will be your typical Old Mom mom.

Do you know anyone suffering from a degenerative illness? Maybe if you’ve heard one of your best friends talk about being worried if she would have to wear leg braces on her wedding day or burst out crying when she surprised you on your birthday by being able to jump for the first time in years you would feel…

At this point he’s probably just trying to make as much “progress” as he can before getting shit canned. Which, after these tweets is going to be in three...two...

Which, of course, is something that disproportionately effects black people.

Who knew dictionary.com was such a cheeky minx.

It is still fucked up. I’m sure whatever drake said about someone else’s mental health was also fucked up, but bringing in a 3rd party’s impending mortality (and a pretty awful way to go) just to get a dig at your target is heartless.

This is exactly how I view 90% of the contestants in the entirety of this franchise.

I love that.

No cooking for me today. I have gotten back on my roasted veg, greens wilted from the heat of the veg, sherry vinaigrette, with some combination of whole grain, feta cheese, avocado, poached egg. Last night it was seriously charred romanesco, radish greens, olives, roasted chickpeas, and avocado. It is surprisingly…

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck this administration. This is one of the few times I wish I believed in an afterlife so these pricks could burn in hell.

Love it! I forgot that I made up a family motto for my husband and I: “Weirder and Better.”

Does anyone know what the crown is around the bird’s neck? Is that a commoner-cum-royal thing? Genuinely curious.  

She can make her own like I did. It includes my dog, coffee cups, and a machete. Pie-Pie made it for me and it was an anniversary gift to my husband.