Actually, you might through DNA testing on someone sick. 

The victim is pretty tiny and may have a disability (cognitive? on the spectrum?), making the whole, I’m big and bad wolf talk even more pathetic.

I’m stealing this.

After being brainwashed by my mom as co-caretaker of my siblings, I finally had an epiphany one day and realized they’re grown ass adults.

Who gives a happy shit?

Tom Hanks did great on Black Jeopardy!

When they mention black crime or Chicago. I bring up the crimes whites tend to commit and it’s a long long, long, very long list (mass shootings and pedophilia anyone?) and then ask them what they’re are doing about it. They shut right the fuck up: white on white crime, white collar crime, burglary, rapes, sex tourism…

Yeah you want me to care so much that I won’t eat a peanut butter sandwich around your kid, but you don’t give two fucks if he’s shot up in school so you can keep your assault rifle for, uh, deer hunting and refuse to wear a mask so my kid stays safe.

Hey, dumbass, don’t you have 4Chan and all the other white racist websites to visit? Who invited you? No one. When it comes to racism, you people got that beat.

More whites are on welfare than any other group, dumbass. You can hurl all the “insults” you want. We’ve heard them a billion times already and they are played out. Our very existence makes you sweat fear and that’s makes us laugh all day long. Fuck you cracker. You’re on the way out. Your life expectancy has gone…

I had a list and then noticed you said “something good”.

White people, creating shitholes whenever they go since time began.

We'll take you word for it.

Lucky you! My green-eyed Italian and Irish boyfriend, who hated his Irish side because he hated hismom thought his fatass wouldn’t burn I’m the Caribbean.

Well white male lifespans have gone down, so yeah.

Wait! Does this mean Candace Ima Negro When It’s Convenient Owens is losing her audience?

People in NYC have dogs for protection, not companionship. Even a little one will yap to give you aheads up that someone is breaking into your apartment. Move to a place like California and see if you can bring in a pet,

You’re greyed and I’m reading you right now. Just hit pending then show all replies. Voila!

Of course the black men in his car were all gang members. All black men are gang members.

As many kids as it takes.