Bit of a let down, to be honest. I was expecting a squad of Mafia hitmen killing Monroe's lover, or something like that.

We needed evidence?

Pretty decent, but nothing special. The mirrors should be mounted on the doors, I don't really like the front lights, the rear doesn't look too good. I also don't like how curvy the rear glass area is, it should've been more compact.

Well, I was joking.

I got the right guy for this job:

"[...] they also need to get rid of these 8,000 square foot American flags that cover the entire field."

HAHAHA!!!

For some reason I read "the fourth worst thing to ever happen in Washington"...

No Dan Snyder?

Oh, woooow. That was brutal!

I agree, except when they don't call fouls like these:

1) You are a bunch of pathetic cheaters;

His best rant was the one about Jay-Z and the Brooklyn Nets.

That is one neat comment!

Seven? Pipe down, Belichick. You wouldn't want to die of laughter.

Honey Boo Boo's mom?

Why is tailgating not allowed!?

I expressed my disgust for this stupid asshole the other day, and he's already made another dumb statement. He is a fucking idiot who is all over the place and thinks he's God. I don't know why people listen to this arrogant bitch.

How many Super Bowls has Seattle won?

"As a Saints fan, I have to say this is probably the most embarrassing thing to happen to this franchise."