I got the right guy for this job:

"[...] they also need to get rid of these 8,000 square foot American flags that cover the entire field."

HAHAHA!!!

For some reason I read "the fourth worst thing to ever happen in Washington"...

No Dan Snyder?

Oh, woooow. That was brutal!

I agree, except when they don't call fouls like these:

1) You are a bunch of pathetic cheaters;

His best rant was the one about Jay-Z and the Brooklyn Nets.

That is one neat comment!

Seven? Pipe down, Belichick. You wouldn't want to die of laughter.

Honey Boo Boo's mom?

Why is tailgating not allowed!?

I expressed my disgust for this stupid asshole the other day, and he's already made another dumb statement. He is a fucking idiot who is all over the place and thinks he's God. I don't know why people listen to this arrogant bitch.

How many Super Bowls has Seattle won?

"As a Saints fan, I have to say this is probably the most embarrassing thing to happen to this franchise."

Other differences:

It is him. I don't know how he could resist the temptation to beat these bitches up. If I'm going to an NBA game, I don't want bitches next to me going crazy and disturbing me. Especially if I have expensive seats and my son is with me.

Still wondering why that was ever a problem.

Fuck Goodell. Fuck this piece of shit. This bitch is trying to ruin the NFL in every possible way.