That’s a terrible name for anything.

What about just getting a citronella plant and putting the pet bowl near it? I have a large dog and he has a large bowl, I might as well put it in the tub.

As a slacker, I must say that we do have places to be, we’re just taking our time to get there.

Just loading times alone make the pc version better.

I was ready to buy a switch just for this game.

I see your point but I’m willing to roll the dice. Now would I refer to Death as Uncle Bones?

Don’t go putting my dad’s government name on blast.

Probably what he meant, I’m going to have my guards fuck you up.

Could there possibly be different types of toads? Maybe in some dimensions it’s a hat and in others it’s head.

Just move to the south. You can eat like that every day.

Alucard Tepes because my dad is prettier than your mom or Joel from the Last of Us. Definitely not Booker or Comstock & yes I know.

Please don’t ever let this be you Kotaku! PLEASE think of the children!

If EA doesn’t destroy this studio then it will destroy the IP, looking at you Bioware.

At least someone is trying to make a likable Castlevania. Konami you’re the worst in this moment and in the moment you let Kojima get away. EA is the worst all time.

Did Resistance 1 have trophies?

You made me LOL to tears. Thank you!

Hahaha! Don’t let your mouth write checks your face can’t cash.

No thanks, I worked as a proofreader in my early 20s and it was a low paying and thankless job.

Seriously though, I love Luke’s work but he gets a check for it. It wouldn’t hurt to have an editor or proofreader on staff.

What’s wrong, don’t like proper grammar?