or getting crab legs...

And, Christ, who wants a slave? Too much work. Get a Realdoll or Fleshlight.

If you mean Tomi Lahren, regardless of what crap comes out of her mouth, I’d totally eat dat ass.

mean green Weeble!

little Kyle’s life is now a “When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong” episode.

I hold my nose when snorting around pussy so sprinking coke on it seems like an oxymoron.

walked into a bathroom @ work & a co-worker, who must have been distracted & didn’t hear me, was muttering “look at that cock! look at that cock!” This guy looks like Pence.

Damn. Jay DOES CARE.

Just happy to know Scalise will be suffering everyday the rest of his miserable life.

be forewarned...learn to hold your breath!

Damn. This would’ve been the number 1 pick for this weeks “JACKED UP!”

Gregg Allman would have approved this message.

football is too ingrained in the culture...CTE or no CTE, it ain’t going away...just like herpes or Trump.

ah fuck you Ray.

FAKE NEWS! WITCH HUNT!

still hard to believe a human male was able to able to achieve an erection & somehow ejaculate in that thing.

“...I wouldn’t go so far as callin’ the brotha fat...I mean he’s got a weight problem...what’s a nigga gonna do...”

MEGA turd?

I took 2 Excedrin after just seeing that.