I knew it...

+2 scoops!

+1 5 finger discount

Dude does have a fat fucking head.

Rice Penis.

no wonder Leia was coked up.

how is this asswipe worth millions? Family? Navy don’t pay that good.

When doing reverse cowgirl sitting on my face...total butthole-in-the-eye(s). Which is well beyond just seeing it.

KISS had a song, “Deuce”. The lyrics go something like, “you know your man is workin’ hard...dah dah dah...he’s worth a deuce.” Is this an ode to scat? If it’s scat, is little Grud, a little shit? I’m so confused.

or

nostrils planted on butthole

And holding my breath.

the dude is packing a firehose...maybe she’s a size queen?

and bad pussy

marriage is the leading cause of divorce...

how can your brain function when your collar is 15 sizes too small???

dude does have a sweet rack.

Same here...will never go back American women.

came here for this...NOT DISAPPOINTED

Gisele has that “I like buttstuff” look.