“Tweeto the Clown”...definitely stealing this!

This is why a penis can’t be 12 inches...then it’d be a foot! Goddamn that’s funny.

unfortunately in the wrong direction.

“I love war”

I always got Astonomer or Rabbi.

Spiro Agnew is GROW A PENIS

NONE! Soap & a hose. Blast that shit out.

Assholes of a feather...

Steve Young, CFP, CTE haver

Who are the women who continue fucking these retards? Why do these women continue fucking these retards? Are they retards?

went cartwheeling off the runway in flames...

blimps = zeppelins? Led Blimp?

nothing to see hear...

as well as selling cheap vodka & bad steak.

dicktater = penispotato?

Every last one of them needs to be dropped in a vat of acid.

+1 Amway voucher

Unfortunately, the only thing that will stop football in high school is when insurance companies refuse to provide policies. Until then, too many parents are too wrapped up in watching junior live out their fantasies.

thanks asshole...had to look up that fucking word AND have it pronounced.

I have that same look after farting & feeling juice in my underwear.