seriously...do they get to go Amtrak or just stuff 11 million in box cars? That’s a lot of box cars!

I’d swear he said it’s going to be 2 feet higher.

it only gets better now that the FBI is Don’s new KGB.

It’s now the Whitey House.

Just wait til he grabs Merkel by the pussy.

“ Podesta, has been thoroughly exposed by online investigators as leading a major pedophilia ring.”

Just like 3rd grade...”daddy will make the oowie go away with “Boo-boo Bunny!”

yes but is he fat?

After yesterday, I’ll never go to that site again.

“Romo Effigy”

Isn’t this the same doughy asswipe who was rolling around on the floor during a Cruz jerk-fest for Jesus or something?

Trumpy Loves Chachi

Hopefully Curt has frequent acidic diarrhea.

Not sure, grammatically, if “whole bunch of porn” is correct. Can “porn” be counted like “vaginas”? A “whole bunch of vaginas” just feels right.

wow...where has Cheetolini been this year...AMAZING!

*someone please insert gif of him falling out of that chair for a radio interview*

does get the grease out...

Looks like we won’t have Anthony’s weiner to kick around anymore...

+ some father stuff