Would not penetrate.

this is brown plague.

is poop a molecule or an isotope?

or Blue Man Group people?

NFL - Gay bad

STRIKES AGAIN

He was cut like a fart in public.

no doubt insult was being added to injury with Hardy rage-farting.

Makes sense. These poor bastards just have some “oowies” & need boo-boo bunnies. Mr. Turner should step in front of a semi.

can’t say that I’ve pissed on Cracker Jack’s...

Maybe it’s the beard? Luck looks like a neanderthal, Fitzpatrick looks like Ozzy’s guitarist, Kaepernick looks something from Fraggle Rock.

At least it wasn’t “Iron Balls McGinty”

This warms my heart. Enough to bang an extra hooker & blaze a BIG rock.

Dude’s going to get BIG drunk tonight!

This is very sad. Only Heineken should be consumed with ribs.

As long as he hurts Tom Brady real bad, who cares?

I just hope this doesn’t drive Reid into anxiety eating.

Would still tap that degloved face.

Thank god Jim Harbaugh was able to stick his knuckle in countless assholes without this happening.

Just gonna have to suck it up. Breathe in, breathe out. Take a deep breath. Or something.