just asking for a yeast infection

I have a difficult enough time stomaching my ladies asshole...imagine that ass-tastrophe.

A more pressing conundrum is what pronoun to use for Jenner’s lopped off penis? His? Hers?

How I looked on the pot this morning.

someone please blow these guys balls off with a shotgun.

I’ve felt this way about each of my ex gf’s.

her asshole was certainly aggressive looking

her butthole is conventionally attractive.

Jonesin’ for Funyons now...

in “deep” cover

A "shitload" of condoms would signify that Jon was planning on doing quite a bit fucking.

Nice! Will Brucey now have a mason-jar sized butthole to match?

or in a cup with 2 girls

eats the plate

The young lady, when asked how Double J's dick smelled, she replied, DEPENDS!

+1 bifocal

she did put her cards on the table pretty quickly...

just ask the Duggars.

I used the "diarrhea" excuse before but that's not important right now.

Hopefully McDonald's kids are vaccinated!