Those tumbling dice were snake eyes for Mr. Leaf & Mr. Russell.

*emphatic double thumbs up*

2 vaginas, 1 vulva?

So...if she likes DP, does that mean it’s a “triple double”???

This will never not be funny.

She better really really like Jebus.

ah yes...the ol Stinky Pinky.

I just wish Cosby would reach out like this. At least he only raped a bunch of wimmen.

Same way Scientology did...only without Thetans & Travolta

Dana White: Dude! You owe me a fight!

ASCII p0rn

“Loose Butthole”...the name of my new Folk band!

Einstein indeed! E=MCFUCKHERRIGHTINTHEPUSSY

He must have huge knuckles from all that milk. His poor centers must still have hemorrhoids.

Would that be the female equivalent of "getting some strange"???

I’ll feel so much better when he can just play football & rape his way through life.

Word. Is that even a BJ?

A Leper goes a prostitute, does his thing, after finishing he tells her "keep the tip".

he's praying to sweet baby Jebus she didn't have a burrito for lunch.

gonna burn...& it's gonna be good