I've seen some gnarly bottle openers...my penis is recoiling.

She's impossibly hot. I glad Aaron really really likes her.

*shakes head

haven't we all.

+1 SbD

I'll just leave this here.

Maybe he wanted to put his knuckle in Screeches asshole?

Bobbitt: lacerated penis

You need to get a better joke.

well, at least it wasn't poop because THAT'S insane.

Smokin' Republican Congress?

+1 /wags tail

***vigorious DOUBLE thumbs up

some of his throws also could be indicative of polio...

Can't wait til he poops in a towel.

"No, stupid! You drug 'em, then you lick 'em."

+1 Happy Meal

Fuck Brady & his fucking potty mouth.

ATTA BOY!!!

+1 Sizzurp shot