Especially the first time you go down on a really hot chick only to find...WHOOPS! oozing sores!!!!! It's a real knee slapper!

why can't a penis be 12 inches? Then it'd be a foot! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck the bed checks...time for a "blanket party"!

"shit the bed"...this is forever my favorite phrase

was he waving crab legs as he said said meme?

do your dumps frequently choke the bowl?

can anyone hear a loud sloppy fart noise???

totally means Bill's gettin' hot anal tonight!

Cutler: *reads metric

Vaginacide?

Rascal Exodus. Finally found the name of my new band!

Just in the past two years I've been involved with women who had men abusing them in some form or another. It totally fucked them up. It is astonishing and fucking sad as hell.

she musta been a hot piece of ass!

ol War Machine brought the fucking wood.

actually she'll be fucking dead. How she survived the elevator is beyond me. The force of that punch would break my ribs & do serious organ damage...& I'm a big guy.

Rog tain't goin' nowhere. The good news is that we get to watch his chin continually get swallowed by his neck for a long time.

some fucking thing here...WTF?

This is something...I didn't think Mayweather was capable of contemplation and introspection. It is well-known that his pimp-hand is strong, however.

Yes but he was in Stripes. This trumps beating the shit out of a smaller person.

the most dude-est, bro-est awesome-est pic of an NFL wipeout EVER!