I've fisted a lady...very confusing.

was gonna say maybe the brother's Samoan, but he's not Samoan.

less food

face like a catchers mitt...smokin' bod, tho

he needs to take off that dead buffalo off his head & let it shine!

no more Manningfaces for you!

he's going to play with Buckethead???

hideous name..."buttjuice"???

his eyes are watering...must be ripe down there!

Looks more like what Spinal Tap originally had in mind for "Smell the Glove"

Confucius say, "don't stick dick in cray cray!"

well, Depends.

they really should just buy the poor fucker some crab legs.

goes without saying...Kate's monster titties

if only it could've been Peter King instead

who the fuck listens to this doughy turd?

wish there was a "Manningface" for this

A better title would be, "Mommy & Daddy are paranoid, low-information, Tea party voters who love Jesus & Donald Trump & hate brown people"

I wonder if she'd care about my boner if it had cancer?

Am I the only one who gouged out their eyeballs with a rusty fork after thinking I read, "The Masturbation of Peter King"?