WHAT?

Yes, but pussy. Oh so much pussy.

at least Rob is showing no sign of getting less fat.

"and a grill?"

Let me guess...she was sex fiend before marriage, polishing the knob, taking it up kazoo & giving rusty trombones at every turn. Fast forward a few years of wedded bliss & now it's a gross sweaty spreadsheet. Marriage. Yay!

no shit...where's the array formulas & counters????

damn

harrumph!

need a filter on this...then, in Column C, filter *non*. How does one non-verbally excuse sex? Is she a fucking mime?

Too bad that money can't hire a mercenary to hunt down & kill the shitheads who tortured the turtle.

a sad boner? All boners are happy boners.

I can haz chees...ah just eat me

well, except Hamas doesn't have 1/4 of their month gushing blood/diarrhea for several decades. I'd be absolutely a raging maniac if that be the case.

nah, just florid CTE

*cough*Jesuslovesyou*cough*

Anyone else get the impression that Todd likes eating pussy?

maybe she had an accident during anal??? That tends to put the kabosh on the wood.

...just a flesh wound...

and, if you get fired from a job or treated like shit by women or suffer other indignities of life, at least you can say "I'm alive! To get shit on! Yay!"