can't wait for the savage NFL beatings to begin

and they LOVE A2M!

still on the loose from "To Catch a Predator"???

plllease don't let a penis enter your buttholllllle

the death of sanity

your poor father

something terribly terribly wrong here.

marriage is the leading cause of divorce...

how about a fist? Mine are the size on anvils. Some ladies seem to likey?

Slope?

and while you're at it, Ms. Poopypants, have a nice day! :)

that's a lot of poop

for Christ's sake, buy a damn removal shower head & figure it out

once I started hosing off my asshole after a big sloppy dump, I never looked back.

at least the dog didn't get it

the guy usually does most of the work anyhow...

what about toes?

"...half heartedly eaten out..." Jesus. What does that look like? A pig looking for truffels???

"the CTE is strong with this one"

sorry...blowing a load with a headache makes my head feel like exploding off my neck...in a bad way.