I believe gay people should be able to get married, but I don't want to get married to a woman myself. It's not for me.

This is the most important peice of journalism I've seen in a long time. An actual medical mystery solved - thank you!!

Exactly. Sort of a "I'm joking-not-really-joking." When someone does that they know what they're saying is wrong, but they want to say it anyway in the most passive-aggressive way possible.

To be fair, I'd make Joey a lurve sammich.

Oh my god something with jalapenos and bacon sounds amazing right now.

I love my boyfriend. So very much. He cooks, you see. I walk in from work, he hands me a beer from the fridge and asks me to go find something to watch on TV that he can listen to while he's making supper. We clean up together.

Yeah if it said 'sexy leapord' and had a low-cut top I'd be concerned. This seems fine, and for children it's amusing. Especially since the costume appears totally appropriate and cute.

I can't stand how they matched the scenecuts to the music.

Maybe I've been taking the subway for too long, but whenever I hear about 'PDA on the subway' all I think about are the guys jacking off in the corner, the creepy old man telling me to smile, or the couple behind the half-window barrier thing literally doing it like they're so sneaky.

I'm not disagreeing, and I'm going to try like hell not to fall into that trap if I ever have a daughter and I get this frustrated with her. But I can't say that I won't snap and make a mistake - I hope the whole internet doesn't mock me if and when that time comes.

At the same time, though, respect to this woman for trying. Parenting, I imagine, isn't easy. She's probably at her wit's end trying to figure out how to get her daughter to stop lying and engaging in dangerous behavior ... and she just snapped.

Who cares? Let this woman parent her child the way she sees fit until she crosses the line into abuse and neglect. At least she's trying to parent, to teach her child that actions have consequences, etc. etc. as opposed to many parents in this world who don't try to RAISE their kids at all.

I am officially broken.

I feel like this author would be a mega-crazy-bitch even without the pagent. "MY BABY IS SO FUCKING PRETTY JUST LIKE ME AND MY HUSBAND BOW BEFORE OUR PRETTINESS" on top of "How dare that other baby wear one of those stupid headbands, how disgusting, what a trashy baby" on top of "I am amazing and everyone else at…

I don't think child pageants are the problem - hell there was an article on Jezebel recently about a former child-pagenter who talked about how much she enjoyed them as a child. There do, however, need to be rules about the hypersexualization and maybe a cane with which to smack parents when they use their children as…

This clip made me roll my eyes at Lady Mary. I have never liked her, and this makes me like her even less. They better buck up Edith or I might actually stop watching.

I think it's very important to note that, as V.J.'s story and a lot of the others shown here, there's ALWAYS more going on at home for overweight individuals that gets totally ignored. V.J.'s family was on public assistance, some other people have talked about fat girls whose parents' made their clothes, etc. I became…

Whoah there, calm down. Let the other person speak about their experiences and perspectives - which are different from yours. Nothing wrong with a little bit of respect for others.

Agreed - the in-depth study of this article is what other reports on Jezebel and other blogs/news networks/any media should hold as an industry standard for any news story.

I have to say this sort of scenario is, in my mind, more complicated than just "She had a beverage, ergo she cannot consent."