Dear Mr. Tyson, you don’t know me but I have a gift for you...

He’s paper rich, and in trouble with the Feds. His money isn’t that accessible right now. He probably needs this PR to make money.

I thought his assets were frozen and he also had way less than he had ever claimed.

If I won this I would donate my punch to an NFL linebacker.

Isn’t this dude rich as fuck? Can’t he just give money to their family and be done with it? Sorry but nope still not worth it. If he wants to display compassion he can do so with his own money. To raffle off a chance to punch him in honor of his friend’s memory is pretty par for the course with his tacky ass…

I had been the same way for years. Wachovia had a ton of possible fees but my balance meant I didn’t have to pay any of them.

Remember the good ole’ days? When former governors became statesmen in waiting or had the good grace to kill themselves slowly at the country club with Rob Roys while working 3 hours a day at the best white shoe law firm in the state?

And there’s the “we should have taken their (Iraq’s) oil to prevent the rise of ISIS/L.” Dude, that’s contrary to the Geneva Convention. It’s a war crime. The type that ends with lots of people either at The Hague or permanently unable to go anywhere that has extradition. And even Bed Bath and Beyond doesn’t have…

$62 million in 2016 dollars, per the US inflation calculator.

I dunno, I think it was more surprising that he admitted to not knowing THE MOST about NATO. I mean, we’re talking about a man who has said he knows more about ISIS than “the generals”.

I wish that when Trump had whined about Clinton going negative with ads, she would have said with all sincerity:

The equivalence assholes are worse than the actual Trump supporters in my opinion. Well, not worse in the kind of people they are, but worse in their disingenuous bullshit. At least Trump supporters are upfront about their idiocy, thode who are equating them are just dishonest jackholes.

I’m still stunned from the moment Trump doubled down on the concept of turning our armed forces into global mercenaries “we defend them? Let them pay for it” to the point that Hillary felt the need to turn to the camera and reassure other countries that no, contrary to what Orange Cheeto just said, the US will uphold…

yeah, i see that “THEY’RE BOTH THE SAME, SHEEPLE!” has the the Rockabilly Survivalist vote all locked down again this year. I find they’re usually Kansas bred ex-skaters and punks whose parents dipped their pacifiers in gin and “Clinton Murder Saul Alinsky argle bargle durrrrrrrrrrrp”. They wouldn’t vote for any…

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

Hillary brain ninja’d the FUCK out of that diseased orange with that comment about his dad giving him money. He was in control up until that point, subdued and a little boring, and then he immediately began to unravel. It was beautiful.

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

I do. It all started when Obama became president. He was a senator in Illinois, remember? I’m from Chicago and nobody gave a shit about Chicago before Obama became president. Are the attacks racist? Absolutely.

My husband walked out.

I will never understand racist white people’s obsession with Chicago.