I am SO SO HAPPY that my father decided to leave that country and bring my family to the US. We were already a minority in Iran, and the stirrings of the Revolution hastened his decision to leave. Brb, I gotta call my dad and thank him.

Seriously, fuck you and the Joe Pa dick you rode in on.

“makes zero sense.”

Sadly no. Any minute the joepa apologists will flood this board and deny all logic and common decency to defend him.

This isn’t even a hypothetical question. You can start to figure it out yourself by looking into the sex offender registry. I’m very familiar with my local registry because I subscribe to a credit monitoring service (for banking issues), and that service alerts me every time a sex offender moves into or within my…

And it’s clearly not just trans people, clearly anyone who doesn’t fit a rigid, 1950s gender-binary can be harassed about their genitals.

They’re out there, man! And when they’re done getting their jollies at Target bathrooms, they go right down to the polling booth to commit voter fraud.

“Shut up, bitch! Trump’ll be the best for you! He’ll do the most for you! Get back in the kitchen!”

I always liked having him on the 20 because he was adamantly against paper currency and didn’t consider it real money. Basically a historical “fuck you” to one of our most blood thirsty presidents.

Yeah, if Carson didn’t already prove it, he is clearly out of his league with anything other than surgery (maybe even that). Jackson was an awful man, and terrible President.

Even better, he’s going to the back of the bill. SHAAAAAADE

I’m happy that murdering bastard is finally off the twenty. The man’s nickname is Indian Killer and he was the one that sponsored and signed the Indian Removal Act. Glad it's Tubman replacing him.

Ben Carson has never been concerned with the facts before, so why should he start now?

“Andrew Jackson was the last president who actually balanced the federal budget.”

If I owe you a beer, then I’m drinking one with you, man.

Here’s the actual context and quote. This was delivered in Philadelphia.

Lying down with your back on a mat is standard Ted Cruz dating protocol. The ballgag is implied, not explicitly mentioned (plausible deniability).

I’m with you. I really think he is a decent, genuine, intelligent man. I really wish the two sides would have put aside all the stubbornness and worked together. The things he and his administration were able to accomplish under so much mud-slinging and negativity was a miracle.

I’m not even American and I don’t want him to gooooooo.

I hope he and Michelle hit the road in 2017 to run science fairs. Like when the snake collectors held assemblies in elementary school, but cooler.