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Aca-awesome :)

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

I kind of hope she grows up and wants nothing to do with the family business and goes off to be a dentist or something.

Also, they NEVER shut up. I did volunteer work in Zambia, and there was a rooster there that I developed a homicidal hatred of. HE WOULD. NOT. SHUT. UP. I had fantasies of snapping his neck and making him into soup.

Re: JLO- It's odd that Ben Affleck would be her "first big heartbreak," considering I'm pretty sure she had already been divorced twice before they got together. Guess she's just being honest? :/

I was welcomed to New York when my momma had me in a Brooklyn hospital, TYVM.

Shameless self promotion here buuuut relevant — if you're a little pumpkin dumb and still want to do a Beyonce carving, we made templates for these two: http://www.sheknows.com/living/article…

And lest anyone claim gender imbalance, here is the Men's Rights pumpkin (squash?) in all its glory.

She's a minority which means she has to be the voice for her entire race. /s

So this woman George Clooney is dating is basically the female Mark Darcy?

They need one that says "My Clit is Here" with five arrows and maybe a target. Then I could see the appeal.

NEVER has this been more appropriate.