Holy shit, she's 41!?!?!?!? Does she bathe in the blood of virgins nightly?
Holy shit. Keyser Soze is real and female.
Maybe Jessica likes to curl up on the couch in a Snuggie and eat her night cheese rather than schmooze. It's a valid lifestyle choice!
So this is John Tucker Must Die, with adults.
They are taking food out of Blue's mouth. Why can't people see this??
Sad, yes. But Taye is single?? How soon is too soon to throw myself at him? And ask him to say "rubber baby buggy bumpers'?
We still have Chris Pratt and Anna Faris and Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard to show us love still lives.
Everyone takes their phones to the bathroom these days, so let's just get it out of the way: When I go, I usually…
Oh no! It looks like everyone's favorite fruit drink may be in short supply very soon. Now who will accompany you…
Funny and service-y!
Kanye West's latest pipe dream is to reveal North's first baby photos in American Vogue. While 'Ye certainly has a…
Tonight, Syfy debuts the greatest shark disaster epic since Sharktopus. It's called Sharknado. And yeah, it's about…
Speaking as someone raised in New York I simply ADORE it when the women who live here are presented as a monolithic unit. How fun.
Novelty spellings make me do this:
That was really weird the way I just grew ovaries so they could immediately explode.
Not that you should believe Star at all, but they claim the incident happened a month before his 16th birthday, so if he is 19 and the kid is almost 3 and a freight train leaves St. Louis at 5:30pm, IDK MY BRAIN HURTS
Angelina Jolie writes in a stunning op-ed that she recently underwent the surgery after learning she carries a…
Utkarsh, le swoon!