Tebowing, Vodka Samm style.

To quote George Carlin, "Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about…

I want to know how much Dew was pounded during the first 24hrs, Not counting the case me and my boys went through YYEEAAHHH ! kidding. I drink dew like a normal person(not at all)

Hmmmm...... Ninento is a video game company, Sony is a hardware company, and Microsoft is a software company. What would happen if they create a single console?

*insert turd joke here*

Why did you buy Ryse? Didnt you see the reviews?

Oh, go blow on a cartridge!

We're doomed!! DOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

Every fucking article. "Eeeehh Kotaku hates Xbox" , "Eeeehhh Kotaku Hates Nintendo" "Eeeeeeeeehh Kotaku hate Sony" . God damn it gets tiresome.

There seriously needs to be an investigation into #51's tackle "attempt" @ 6 seconds into the video.

Unfortunately, these kids aren't too good at basketball. Not one of them has the ability to take it to the house.

Both the student and trooper will be featured next week in deadspin's "would you do it again?" articles about brain injury in football.

The rare basketball Hat trick.

This is why we can't have nice things

Lots of women would.

There no such thing as bad publicity. Um, yeah there is. Elon Musk is getting a lesson right now.

The man on the right has no crotch. o.0