Dental dam... Lisa needs braces...

Cue the Jezebel shaved head army

This picture was taken last week in Portland, OR.

This is probably the most Stereo-Typical thing I have ever had the displeasure of reading.

THIS JUST IN: Women, in general, are morally and ethically superior to men; men and women are biologically and hormonally different and have divergent libidos; women do not have huge amounts of testosterone coursing through their veins causing them to be less horny, aggressive, violent, impulsive, reckless, and…

Top female athletes aren't desirable to most straight men, so I think we've got our answer in one sentence! Next time you have a question about gender inequality, try applying Occam's Razor.

Everything is rape culture.

Update: Meriweather Receives Additional Suspension For Low Blow

Somebody recognized a contestant from The Bachelor Season 11 during a crowd shot of a baseball game, and we're making fun of the contestant?

After learning local gang violence can be used to excuse sporting events, the Chicago White Sox attempt to strike the 2013 season from the record.

"Non stop passes from best friend to best friend"

Avs goalie played out of his mind. That was insane.

Squirtle master race!

This is what happens when you listen to people calling you cock gobbler all day on xbox live. When you finally lose your shit, you actually DO attempt to gobble cock. So sad.

Ha!