I've been talking about it nonstop at my house, basically forcing my roommates to watch it so they get it when I jump up and down and yell, "I'M NOT REALLY HERE! I'M NOT REALLY HERE!"

I'm right there with you, female sister.

I love that Titus was the dramatic stage name the character chose once he moved to New York, but then you realize the actor's name is ACTUALLY Tituss. Two s's. 10/10, would realize again.

My birthday is a few days before Christmas, and Barbie came out the year I was four. My father was sick that year and in and out of the hospital, and my mom was working nights in a restaurant to support us.

No. Just, no. There is no balsamic vinegar in a caprese salad. Mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, olive oil, maybe a little salt and pepper. That is it.

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

I'm unclear whether you are aware that you acted like a complete psycho.

I BELIEVE THIS SO HARD AND THE TIP BY THE MOUTH IS SO KRUMHOLTZ

YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE.

Still would.

Amber Rose fucking gets me.

"But! Kara Brown wrote a thing!" Yes, I've read Kara Brown's article. Oddly enough, publishing an article on the internet doesn't mean your argument is correct.

Eh, have you looked at any paintings or old photographs? White people get baby hairs and have styled them for ages. Katy Perry is obviously channeling 1930s glamour.

I thought KP was going for the Catherine O'Hara in Beetlejuice look.

Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass.

the rose is so pretty! like as...a thing that isnt a dress sleeve. on the sleeve it's a no. but like. it itself is pretty. it just shouldnt be worn. but it would be frilly girly pretty on a throw pillow.

i don't like that the rose is over a long sleeve as it makes her armpit region look weird. But. I like that rose sleeve and the silhouette of the dress.

I'm going to start one called "Zoogloea." It'll sell aspirational scientific equipment and lab glassware. I'll start with a cashmere lab coat for a measly $4,950.

That dress reminds me of the tunnel in Coraline.