Well, I'm glad that you've determined that it wasn't a big deal. I, and a lot of other people I know, were similarly forced to say our prayers, and had religion we did not want pushed down our throats in many ways. It's lead to a lot of bullshit in all of our lives. I don't object to raising kids in faith. I object to…

I'd like to take this chance to plug companies that use recycled gold and lab gemstones to create jewelry.

I personally like Brilliant Earth but really anyplace that uses recycled metals is a better bet (environmentally and from a "funding rape, torture, war, and terrorism") perspective.

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He lost me at "I vow to make you say your prayers". NOPE. Shoving religion down a child's throat is never cute.

I could have been wearing it instead of Zendaya, and I'm as white as they come

Of course she is. She did all the work to get herself well known in the celebrity inner circles and had the smarts to use her daughter's leaked sex tape as a foothold into household notoriety.

lmao kylie as an actor

This adorable motherfucker. I love him even when I hate him.

I've got to agree with C.A. here. I 1) don't drink, and 2) only started drinking coffee a year ago. I am also pretty sure I have never seen an Irish Coffee or heard anyone I know mention drinking them. And I STILL know that they have alcohol in them. If I know, anyone should know.

Pretty much everyone knows Irish coffee is alcoholic. I tried as a college student to pull one over on my fundamentalist Christian alcohol-brings-demons father who knew nothing about cocktails by getting an Irish coffee, and even he knew I was sinfully boozing it up with my demon drink.

Poop! I say FUCKIN POOP!

A+++ trolling would read again

i feel like anna wintour is the moirai of fashion's existence

No. 1) Defenses of idiot customers are not obligatory, and 2) Irish Coffees have alcohol. An Irish coffee is coffee with whiskey. That's the only fucking definition. They are quite popular. You are wrong.

Canadian milk?

Let's just hope he never makes an ineloquent off the cuff remark in the context of his support for equality or we'll have no choice but to discount everything good he's ever said or done.

Also:
• ignorant restaurant customer unfamiliar with the legitimate and established cuisine known as tex-mex
• picky customer who won't eat anything outside of their comfort zone
• customer overly-critical of the quality and authenticity of fast-food

What tone were you aiming for with this story?

Worked my latter college years at Red Lobster, home of the coronary catastrophes known as the cheddar bay biscuits. For the uninitiated, these are biscuits filled with cheddar cheese and coated with five applications of a garlic flavored buttery sauce. They are equally deadly and delicious, if you are into that sort…

For people like Eddie Murphy to stop worrying about poor widdle Billy's "bruised ego" and refusing to "kick a [rapist] when he's down"—and start caring exponentially more about the damage he has caused, the harm he has inflicted upon his victims, and if/when BC will own up to being a rapist.

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.