In this, the first installment of Celebrity Fight Referee

Isn't Kim also friends with Blac Chyna? Goddamn, what a convoluted bunch.

Seconding that motion! This would make an excellent recurring feature!

This isn't a fight this a massacre. MuvaRose done wiped up the floor with these peasants, and she barely got started.

I bow down to amber. I cackled my way through this whole thing

Feminism = equal opportunity criticism

Even if it was, feminism =/= never criticizing other women.

I knew nothing about Amber Rose before this (except that she was the gorgeous woman with the shaved platinum hair), but I like her a lot now. Does she have a reality show? Can she? I would so watch that.

Clearly, _we_ are the real winners here, because Celebrity Fight Referee is amazing. Can this be a Thing, Kara?

you, like me, have a firm grasp on sports and also metaphors.

Dear Mr. Keaton:

Kourtney Kardashian is the patron saint of Resting Bitch Face. It's what I like best about her.

Adam Levine just makes me want to vomit.

Fuck Anne Boleyn. Queen Catherine of Aragon was more intelligent, educated, fierce, loyal and kickass, than the Boleyn bitches ever were, or could be, combined.

This is the only portrait of Anne Boleyn that need exist.

Can I just say that I love Anne Boleyn? I follow "her" on twitter (an actor who plays her in reenactments) and she posted this news a few days ago. Very interesting.

Ugh. Fuck that guy. He's not doing it for fat acceptance, body positivity, or normalization of a wide range of body types. As usual, it's all about what some dude's dick likes.

My husband stepped on my dress a few times, but I had it bustled so it wasn't that bad.

We did the foxtrot to "Somewhere Beyond the Sea" by Bobby Darrin. We got married in Tobago. It was awesome.

The picture we have framed from our wedding?

When we got married in Vegas, the license office was open till past midnight. Same day, too.