At first I thought they were all obsessed with the show Once Upon a Time. Nope.

Whatever. The so-called victim wasn't hurt, so I don't know where you're pulling that legal charge from. (your ass) This was assault, sure, but not battery. Presumably drunk dude takes a mock swing at a douche? Doesn't hurt him? STILL HOT.

I just about peed myself at this, thank you for making my day. Chosen walrushood, indeed.

I bow to your obvious sainthood.

I am a Colorado parent, and I can confirm that the anti-reality crowd is shitting themselves over the possibility of marijuana candy. I am not worried, myself. Hey, if you want to help my 5 year old go to bed, that's fine by me.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you clearly know nothing about acoustics or singing

Can you hear yourself right now? Cuz you sound like a dumbass....

I would like a seat on your bandwagon.

This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. (I used to work for J Crew)

A little of both joke and absolute truth, IMO. The CDC and individual hospitals have seriously dropped the ball here. Putting it in the context of that joke - just makes their failure worse.

Karen Abbott is my new hero.

There is a kid's book called "Garbage Monster Goes Burp" that you should check out. It is awesome.

BULLSHIT. You can clearly see it is him dancing, and a quick search will show you that not only did he do his own dancing, but also his own stunts during that movie. He did injure himself, but even then he kept on with it. Go fucking lie about someone else, and quit wasting your time denigrating a man who was, by all…

THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE. ;)

Didn't you know - the History Channel is totally HyFy now. In my mind, anyway.

If it ain't broke...

Well, his stupidity seems to know no bounds, so......probably.

Denver-ite here. LONG LIVE TAMALE KITCHEN.

That student is a moron.

"Nietzsche is stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy