This season was already a success for us when we
(1) Won over 50 games
(2) Got number 1 seed
(3) Actually won a playoff series

I know, but I said it was. I thought we could do this now.

I’m not sure anymore. I’ve had a lot invested in this being true for some time now.

Article says Jeter was named captain in 2003. Varitek was named captain upon re-signing with Boston after the 2004 season.

Low-Ki’s a guy who famously takes wrestling way too seriously, and is quite happy to kick a guy way too hard if he feels the guy “disrespected” him. This is basically why he’s no longer with the WWE.

Mashing dongs like Gail the Snail

I haven’t tuned in, but there is probably someone on sports radio right now explaining the scenario in which Boston can win. The hosts will be mocking him.

Like watching a giraffe run.

Hot take: finishers need to be devalued. I hate the take that wrestling needs to be more realistic, and then there also has to be a super move that ends the match, but no one uses it until the end, and only one wrestler can use it.

Having a step-father and being a step-father myself, I can say that becoming the father is more difficult than taking one on.

Remember Kyrie Irving from the Eastern Conference Semifinals? This is him now:

I don’t know anything about wrestling, but saying his way is what puts people in the seats is absurd. It’s the huge corporation‘s ad dollars and brand doing that. If the styles were opposite, it would be the same.

Scott Brooks might be a fine NBA coach,

The only thing missing was Marcus Smart stepping underneath a John Wall jumpshot, because Albert Burneko’s tears would have been delicious.

To be fair to Cena, he has had HIS finish kicked out of, probably more than anyone else in wrestling. To the point that I haven’t ever thought that the first 4 AA’s I see in a match are the “go home”.

Unless you’re in prison. Then the 13th Amendment isn’t important.

I wouldn’t even call him the son of wrestling loyalty. Cowboy Bob Orton would just be known as another guy from the 80's if it wasn’t for Randy Orton.

Step back indie guys; everyone knows that the WWE is where the REAL fake-ass fighting is.

Never realized that Orton split hairs over his Big Chicken Dinner, especially considering there’s no hairs to split. You get a BCD or a Dishonorable, you’re a shitbag. Plain and simple.

I remember when a Young and the Restless actor verbally broadsided the production values of a Hal Hartley-produced soap that only showed on the Sundance Channel.