The NFL and its teams continue to be fantastic at getting things right on the third or fourth try...

They should suspend him without pay.

If all he was doing was holding it as collateral for future payments I think that's not too bad. Now if the ring was straight up payment, I'd have a problem.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

good god you people are pussies. You live in America and go to free school shut the fuck up

I'm afraid to see how she would explain this to her sons: "You will treat all women with respect... even the slutty ones."

Are we looking at the same picture? Minus the heels Grande looks like she's wearing a bathing suit from the 50's.

I don't get the "what am I suppose to tell my sons?" pearl-clutching at all. Umm, maybe you can explain to him that no matter how a woman is dressed, she still deserves your respect and how her clothing choices shouldn't affect how you treat her?

Or you can explain your kids that women are free to choose if they want to be sexual or not. And that sexual freedom doesn't necessarily mean that it's imposed or obligatory, but you should be able to choose to what you want to be.

God forbid, these children should have to do anything that they don't want to do; it might hurt their feelings.

I always imagine some record exec going, "You know, that Nicki Minaj is really popular right now, what if we got us a white one?"

It's never so hot that you can't cover your ass and stomach with a thin layer of cotton.

Psst, should we tell these cretins about the Catholics?

"A 50-year-old woman, her 16-year-old daughter and 17-year-old male friend from Temperance, Michigan are all beingcharged with vandalism after the trio snuck onto the Bedford High School football field and, using weed killer, burned a 100-yard penis into the grass"

It was used against female indentured servants. Out of wedlock pregnancy was illegal. Many women wouldn't name the father, for various reasons I'm sure people can figure out. They weren't allowed to wed while indentured, so if they got pregnant, it was already out of wedlock, so it was doubly illegal. They were…

As terrible as this story is, they are burying the lede, IMO. The law specifies out of wedlock, meaning if you conceal the death of a child in the context of marriage, there is no crime. The law was only changed to include fathers, rather than just mothers, in 1977. Boston.com covers the backstory of the law.

Right? Makes it sound as though concealing a non-out of wedlock fetal death is legal.

concealing an out of wedlock fetal death? That's a pretty specific crime.

Yeah this whole situation is probably some man's fault.